BLONDE COOKBOOK

Weekly Menu:

Monday: It is fun to cook for Bob. Today I made an angel food cake. The recipe said 'beat 12 eggs separately'. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

Tuesday: Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said 'serve without dressing'. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for dinner.

Wednesday: A good day for rice. The recipe said 'wash thoroughly before steaming the rice'. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.

Thursday: Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said 'prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving'. Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.
Friday: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said 'put all ingredients in bowl and beat it'. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
Saturday: Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. (Oh Boy). For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.
Sunday: Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY: This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.